Can I take photos in the room?

Never. Photography of any kind in a parlour is a hard rule across the entire industry. Phones away from the moment you enter the room. Some shops will end the session if they catch you on your phone. All shops will be furious about photography. This is the fastest way to be banned from every shop in your city. They share names.

What if I want to talk to her about her life?

Friendly chat is fine; personal questions aren't. Don't ask her real name, where she's from, whether she has a boyfriend, why she does this job. The working name is the working name. The session is the session. If you want a more relational dynamic, book GFE. That's exactly what GFE is for.

Is it OK to ask her if she's enjoying it?

Skip this question. If she's good at her job, she'll perform 'enjoying it' regardless. If she's not good, she'll be irritated by the question. Either way you've put her in an awkward position. Better signal: are you both comfortable? Is the session flowing? That's enough.

What if I finish too quickly or take too long?

Both are normal. She's seen everything. A quick finish is fine; a slow one is fine; not finishing at all is fine. Don't apologise, don't make it weird. If the session has time left, you can ask if she'd like to continue with another extra (body slide, more massage). If it's the end, it's the end.

Can I request specific things mid-session?

Yes, within reason. Adjusting pressure, asking for more focus on a specific area, asking to add an extra you didn't book initially, all fine. What's not fine: asking her to do something outside her stated services, asking her to break a rule (no photo, no real name, etc.), asking for service you haven't paid for. Within her menu and within respect, requests are normal.

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Do's and Don'ts at a Massage Parlour

The actual list of behaviours that make you a welcome punter and the ones that get you banned. Reception etiquette, in-room rules, and the dozen mistakes first-timers consistently make. Written by Luna.

By LunaKnows the rooms · writes the truth7 min readUpdated 2 May 2026

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There's a thin line between behaving like a regular who's welcome back and behaving like a first-timer who set the wrong tone in his first three minutes. The line isn't experience. It's knowing about a dozen small things that nobody tells you.

This is the consolidated list. The do's that mark you as a good punter; the don'ts that sink you.

At reception

Do: Greet the receptionist with a hello and eye contact. Speak quietly. Be polite, brief, friendly.

Don't: Negotiate the door fee. Discuss extras at reception. Make jokes about the venue. Ask for descriptions of specific girls in detail. Pretend to be a regular if you're not.

The reception interaction takes 2-3 minutes. You exchange the door fee, you choose a session length, you wait. Don't try to do the whole social production here. You're at the introduction, not the main event.

When you walk into the room

Do: Greet the woman with a hello. If she gestures to the shower, use it. If she gestures to the table, undress and lie down. Follow her lead.

Don't: Hug her, kiss her on the cheek, shake her hand vigorously. Comment on her appearance ("you're prettier than your photo", even if true, awkward). Try to start the session before she's ready.

The first two minutes set the dynamic. Calm, friendly, taking direction is the right tone. Performative warmth is worse than just being normal.

During the massage

Do: Lie still unless she repositions you. Communicate if pressure is wrong ("a bit lighter on the lower back" is fine). Let her run the routine.

Don't: Direct the massage like you're at a remedial therapist. Constantly commentate ("oh that feels great, do that more"). Reach for her uninvited. Try to skip ahead to the extras part.

The massage phase is her job. Let her work. Conversation in fragments is fine; constant chat is exhausting for both of you.

When discussing extras

Do: Wait until she signals (usually when she's working on your front and asks what you're in the mood for). Ask quietly. Pay the agreed price in cash.

Don't: Bring it up at reception. Ask in the first five minutes (she'll think you're rushing). Negotiate her quoted price. Suggest she "make it worth her while" for something she hasn't offered. Try to add full service mid-session if it wasn't pre-agreed.

Extras are negotiated in the room, in the moment, at the price she states. Decline cleanly if you don't want, accept cleanly if you do.

During the finish

Do: Stay relaxed. Communicate if you want adjustments. Finish when you finish.

Don't: Apologise for finishing too quickly. Try to extend the session by saying you "didn't quite get there." Push for unagreed services because you're close. Take photos at any point.

The finish is the end of the session for most punters. Don't make it weird with apologies or commentary.

After the session

Do: Get up, accept the wipedown towel or use the shower, get dressed at a normal pace. Say a brief thanks. Tip if you want to.

Don't: Linger past your allotted time. Try to extend conversation. Ask what time she finishes. Suggest you'll come back next week and ask if she'll be working. Hang around the lobby chatting with the receptionist after you're dressed.

The post-session phase is the close. Five minutes for cleanup, dressing, and goodbye. If you're still in the room twenty minutes after the session ended, you're outstaying.

On phone use

Do: Phone fully away in your pocket from the moment you enter the room.

Don't: Check messages during the session. Take any photos. Film any video. Use Apple Pay for tipping (creates a notification, looks unusual). Even glance at your phone screen.

Phones are the single most enforceable rule across the industry. Most shops will terminate sessions for phone use. All will be furious about photography. Some maintain shared lists of banned punters who have been caught.

Personal questions to skip

Things you should never ask:

Her real name (working name only)
Her age (she's an adult, that's the only relevant fact)
Where she's from originally (only if she volunteers)
Why she does this job
Whether she has a boyfriend
Whether she does this with everyone (no useful answer to this)
How much she makes (off-limits)
Whether her parents know
Anything about her family

Things that are fine:

"How was your week?"
"Have you been busy today?"
"Any plans for the weekend?"
General weather, sport, current events
What music she prefers in the room
Whether the room temperature is OK for her

The line: surface-level, present-tense, professional warmth is fine. Personal-history, deep-life, "tell me your story" questions are off-limits.

Hygiene rules

Do: Shower at home before you go. Use the shower at the parlour if offered. Trim if it's been a while. Brush your teeth.

Don't: Skip the home shower because the parlour has one. Arrive smelling of beer or food. Show up with intimate hygiene that's clearly been neglected.

This is the rule that's most discussed on the forums and most violated in practice. Hygiene is a kindness that immediately marks you as someone who respects the woman.

Kissing

Do: Wait for her to initiate, if at all. Some providers kiss; many don't. Some kiss only at the end of a session if there's chemistry; others never kiss clients.

Don't: Lean in for a kiss in the first five minutes. Assume kissing is included. Push when she pulls away. Take a denied kiss as a personal slight.

If kissing matters to you, ask before booking with an independent provider. At a parlour, take whatever happens. The woman's call.

What's actually rude

The behaviours that consistently get punters labelled difficult:

Trying to extend the session for free. "Could we go a bit longer?" is fine if you're willing to pay extra. "Just keep going, I'll make it worth your while" is not fine.

Renegotiating after she's quoted a price. "What if I gave you $80 instead?" No.

Mid-session escalation pressure. Asking for service that wasn't agreed, repeatedly, in different ways. Picking at the boundary.

Treating the receptionist as the person to influence. "Tell her I'd really like full service please" is not the receptionist's role.

Making the session about reassurance. "Was that good for you?" repeatedly. "Did you enjoy it?" multiple times. Forces her to perform reassurance which exhausts her.

Showing up impaired. Drunk, on drugs, visibly out of it. The session won't go well; some shops won't admit you.

Lingering at the door of the room after she's signalled the end. Either offer her additional time (paid) or leave.

What's actually polite

The behaviours that mark you as a welcome punter:

Showing up clean and on time. Day one of being a regular.

Not making the receptionist's life harder. Brief, friendly, paying without fuss.

Reading the room. Some women want chat; some don't. Match what she offers.

Communicating preferences without directing. "A bit firmer please" rather than running the massage like a coach.

Tipping when something was outstanding. Not every visit, but when it was clearly above and beyond.

Re-booking through proper channels. Calling the shop, texting her booking number, not asking for her personal contact post-session.

Respecting her time. Session ends, you leave. No lingering, no pushing for extra time at no cost.

A note on banned lists

Most parlours maintain informal banned lists. The names that appear on them: punters caught with phones, punters who've made women uncomfortable, punters who repeatedly negotiate down or push for unagreed services, punters who've been aggressive verbally, punters who've stiffed on payment.

These lists are sometimes shared between shops in the same city. A punter banned from three Brisbane parlours often discovers the fourth won't admit him either.

The defence: behave well. The list isn't a threat to most punters because most punters don't trigger it. It's the few who push limits who find themselves running out of options.

What to read next

For the etiquette overview: etiquette and tipping.

For tipping specifically: how much to tip a sensual massage provider.

For asking about extras: how to talk about extras.

For first-time visitors: first-timer's guide.

Frequently asked questions

Quick answers

Frequently asked questions

Can I take photos in the room?: Never. Photography of any kind in a parlour is a hard rule across the entire industry. Phones away from the moment you enter the room. Some shops will end the session if they catch you on your phone. All shops will be furious about photography. This is the fastest way to be banned from every shop in your city. They share names.
What if I want to talk to her about her life?: Friendly chat is fine; personal questions aren't. Don't ask her real name, where she's from, whether she has a boyfriend, why she does this job. The working name is the working name. The session is the session. If you want a more relational dynamic, book GFE. That's exactly what GFE is for.
Is it OK to ask her if she's enjoying it?: Skip this question. If she's good at her job, she'll perform 'enjoying it' regardless. If she's not good, she'll be irritated by the question. Either way you've put her in an awkward position. Better signal: are you both comfortable? Is the session flowing? That's enough.
What if I finish too quickly or take too long?: Both are normal. She's seen everything. A quick finish is fine; a slow one is fine; not finishing at all is fine. Don't apologise, don't make it weird. If the session has time left, you can ask if she'd like to continue with another extra (body slide, more massage). If it's the end, it's the end.
Can I request specific things mid-session?: Yes, within reason. Adjusting pressure, asking for more focus on a specific area, asking to add an extra you didn't book initially, all fine. What's not fine: asking her to do something outside her stated services, asking her to break a rule (no photo, no real name, etc.), asking for service you haven't paid for. Within her menu and within respect, requests are normal.